I am an adjunct whore.

From semester-to-semester, I do tricks, my adjunct legs spread wide, willing to settle for a pittance for my services.

I am cheap. I am expendable. I am powerless.

Should I make waves, I will be dismissed, for the next adjunct whore is standing in line, waiting for my crumbs. I will do whatever academic tricks my administration wants me to do, no matter how repugnant.

I am also a forever-adjunct. My university/college/tech school has decided, “Why buy the full package when classes can be serviced for practically nothing?”

I do not expect sympathy—I have made my own academic bed, my adjunct whoredom sealed. You see, I actually believed my chair when years ago he/she “hinted” that I would likely be promoted to a real job. Good intentions, change of administration, a too-familiar story.

Remember this, adjunct whores:

You are in this alone.

Your full-time colleagues and fellow adjunct whores, who are too busy sucking up, will not help you. We are all too busy looking after Number One.

Love academe, but trust no one, especially administrators.

Until I retire, I shall remain an adjunct whore.


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Calling All Adjunct Whores: Your Horror Story

Details here

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Calling All Adjunct Whores: Your "Fuzzy" and "Warm" Story

Details here

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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

BIG NEWS: Rate Your Students is No More

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UPDATE


Rumors of their death may have been premature. A note on the site:
As you can see, there is a problem. Somebody is working on it.


Was there a smackdown by Blogger???

I went to catch a few laughs at RYS and found this:



and an empty blog.

It could be one of their numerous stunts, but I wonder. It was getting a bit crazy at the compound, like someone going dipshit ape crazy.

Well, scratch one more site off my stalking list.

R.I.P.

R.Y.S.


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From the News: An Adjunct Whore Who Has Made It...

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At Boston College, Bonnie Jefferson, a former Adjunct, wins a prestigious award as a full timer:

Full story


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From the News: SUSLA to offer two associate degrees online

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Way to go, Southern University-Shreveport of Louisiana (SUSLA), a GREAT start, with those two Adjunct (Whores).

Full Story


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From the News: 3 from Bard among Guggenheim fellows

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Don't you like how institutions trot out their Adjunct Whores when it's to their benefit?

The Full Story


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From the News: Highly-Paid Whores...

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Adjunct professors and staff members at Columbus State Community College will be getting an overall 3.6 percent salary hike.

Full story

For a new wage of $46.30 per hour, in fact.

But let's look at the overall figures.

It's likely that per hourly wage is for "face time" only and does not include syllabus planning, class preparation, grading tests and papers, mandatory office hours and meetings, etc., so let's parse this out:
1 course = 3 hours per week.

3 hours x $46.30 = $138.90
Let's say that, on average, The Whore teaches three classes, so $138.90 x 3 classes = $416.70 per week.

Now there are 15 weeks in a semester, but if you subtract two weeks for vacations and holidays (because it's highly unlikely that Adjunct Whores get paid vacations), that leaves 13 weeks of pay: 13 weeks x $416.70 = A whopping $5,417.10 per semester.

$5,417.10 x 2 =

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Let's be conservative and say that The Whore spends 31 hours a week prepping, keeping mandatory "office hours," grading, etc. + 9 hours of face time. This equals 40 hours of work:

26 weeks x 40 hours per week = 1,040 hours per year

$10,832.20 divided by 1,040 = $10.42 an hour
Slightly over minimum wage.

The reality is, Adjunct Whores probably put in more time than that, more like 50 hours: 26 weeks x 50 hours per week = 1,300 hours per year:
$10,832.20 annual salary divided by 1,300 hours per year = $8.33 per hour, barely minimum wage
Most adjunct whores hold at least a Master's degree, so this demonstrates very clearly how much community colleges value their contingent workers.

Here's a question for you: When was the last time you lived on slightly under $11,000 per year for your 18 years of education?

Raise your hand, or COMMENT below.

One other thing, if an Adjunct Whore spreads her Academic legs for more than one college, university, or community college, her pay per hour nearly doubles or triples accordingly.

Why?

Because those 40-50 hours are now divided among two or three institutions. For example, it is nearly physically impossible to work 150 hours a week if one freeway flies to three different institutions.

Let's say The Whore is teaching at three institutions (which is not all that unusual). Add to that 50 hours for the first institution another 18 hours of face time + 2 office hours = (for which a freeway flyer cannot skimp), for a grand total of 70 hours per week. Let's assume that The Whore is pulling down a yearly salary of $40,000.

Sounds like a lot of money, doesn't it?

Let's look at the figures:
70 hours per week x 26 weeks per year = 1,820 hours per year.

$40,000 divided by 1,820 = $22.00 per hour
Not bad, huh?

But consider this:

It is likely that the Adjunct Whore is paying her own health insurance and paying into her own pension plan (however, it is unlikely she can afford to do this). In addition, travel costs are involved (gas, depreciation, car repairs), especially if her institutions are far apart.

The Adjunct Whore has only so much energy, so she begins cutting corners, which results in negative student evaluations, for example,
"My professor was never available."

"We met in the parking lot, sitting in the professor's car."

"My professor seemed distracted and ill-prepared."

"My professor was always rumpled and in a hurry."
And so it goes.

In the end, there are three losers:
The Adjunct Whore

The institution

The students.
The institution may crunch the numbers and see a perfect way of cutting costs, but, in the end, they are offering their students (their paying customers) a shoddy product.

We are ALL losers, I'm afraid.

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Today's Wisdom

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You can take the adjunct out of the girl or boy, but you can't escape the stink of the whore.

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Monday, May 17, 2010

No Pictures, No Frills Blog

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Some bloggers write for fame and/or profit.

I don't give a shit about those things. I just want to rant and spew.

I'm writing this, a writer-based form of literary masturbation, just for my own entertainment.

Get over it.

So what if I'm pissing in the wind, just as long as I'm pissing away from my direction?

What you see is all you will get. No artwork, no photos, and no YouTube, unless it's an integral part of the content. From a blogger's perspective, those bells and whistles are too distracting and take away from the real intent of this blog.

You may comment, but at your peril, especially if my BS meter goes off.

I'm liable to rip you a wide one, for this is my kingdom, and here I rule. If you are an asshole administrator, especially from my school, I'll be especially rough on you.

Oh, wait, I'm going to be rough on you, no matter what.

Have a nice day!

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